Catholic pick-up lines, because we're all a little quirky

Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.

I bet I can guess your confirmation name.

You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font
at the same time?

Confess here often?

God told me to come talk to you.

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

God was showing off when he made you.

Want to go to adoration together? My parish or yours?

How about you and me get some fish this Friday?

I like the black spot on your forehead.

I lost my rosary can I use your fingers?

Are you Saint Anthony because you found my heart?

Need a lighter for that votive candle?

What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the
hungry", how about dinner?

 How about a hug, sister?

What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another
with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor. 16:20b)

Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me

God has used you to teach me what true love really is (ok that’s just adorable!)

So do you want to go to Mass sometime?

You want to do something? Sure, let's go pray

You’re as lovely as a rose; you must be my answer to the novena I
was praying to St. Teresa the Little Flower

My Guardian Angel thinks you're cute

I have a vocation to the married life...will you help me out?

Nice bible

You know Jesus!? Me too!!!

God said it is not good for man to be alone. So how about it?

Gee, that's a lovely scent of incense you're burning there.

What's your theological worldview?

Wanna go up to the roof... and pray?

Will you light my candle?
 
The Catholic Church on Main is having Mass on Sunday, want to go?

You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much
in common!

Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.

Where are the wings? You are an angel right?

Excuse me, is this pew taken?

Want to come over and watch the 10 Commandments?

That halo matches your eyes perfectly.

When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of "Rejoice and Be
Glad."

Wow, God must have been having a good day when He created you.

You know, God is pure beauty...I see a lot of God in you.

You like Jesus? I like Jesus! We could go like Jesus together...

I lost my theology of the body can I borrow yours?

Want to join me for Evening Prayer?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Baby, somebody better call God, ‘cause he's missing an angel!

You must be my angel because you're the answer to all my prayers.

You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth!

Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".

Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy

My Sacred Heart statue started beating faster when I saw you

I lost my missile, can I borrow yours?

Let me get you something to drink, I'm a Eucharistic Minister

Want to see my Chastity Card?

We're starting a Parish Directory, can I have your name and
number?

They say when two are gathered in his name in prayer, Jesus is
there, want to see if Jesus will pay us a visit?

I can see you've got God's fingerprints all over you.

If I had a bead for every time I thought of you I would have a
joyful mystery.

I noticed that you like quiet time, how about some quiet time before or after the Mass together? You choose.

Jesus had the twelve Apostles, now you have twelve roses

Can I hold your hand during the Our Father? 

Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?

So I was reading the Book of Numbers, and I realized I don't have yours!

Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing how modest you look in your ankle length dress.  

I just realized that I'm not called to be a priest.

Haven’t I seen your face on a Holy Card somewhere?